butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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