You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Who died my cat blue again?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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