I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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