That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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