I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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