So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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