Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
