my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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