FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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