Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
