what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You ruined the universe
Randomize
