Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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