I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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