I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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