Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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