I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
they're like a gay fantastic four
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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