yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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