We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
