i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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