dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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