you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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