her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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