so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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