But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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