I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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