Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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