do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He passed out mid-signature
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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