pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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