You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
My Higher Power is John Stamos
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
why do cheetos always look like penises
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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