Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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