i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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