that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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