'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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