We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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