I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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