Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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