what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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