did you get engaged???
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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