so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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