I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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