Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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