it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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