weddingsv make me drug and hornr
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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