oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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