I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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