He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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