I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
bring money and cleavage
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Randomize
