It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
