You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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