My brain says no but my pants say off.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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