if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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