I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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