a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
as a side note pls kill me
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
We smell like vodka and hangover
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