She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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